Miss Money

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:45:48 GMT

the only bad thing about going to bed at 3 am is you don't actually go to sleep until 4 am. when class rolls around at 8 am this causes undue chaos. conclusion? i need a boy to snuggle with. preferably that one with the goofy tribal tattoos, despite the fact that he breathes in my ear with the force of a boeing aircraft.

i stayed up until 3 am doing this:

go figure. if it itches, scratch it.

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:46:54 GMT

i don't know.
i don't know.
i don't know.

can my doubts about the future go and bug someone else for a change?

i'm looking forward to the comfort of my parents' house this weekend. coming home is very much like stopping time, if only for a few days.

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:22:39 GMT

the faucet in the kitchen doesn't leak finally. the front door opens finally. the faucet in the bathroom works finally. there is a doorknob on the bathroom door finally. thank you maintenance man. you took your time, but life is a little easier now.

correct me if i'm wrong, but i think i'm the only one who lives in my house anymore.

i have 11 dollars to my name.

coming to jackson tomorrow night assuming i poke some people tomorrow and make some money to at least get there.

Sat, 12 May 2007 07:55:19 GMT

i have to be up at 8 and i can't sleep. i'm about to go smoke but creatures live in the woods and they scare me. i want to get my feet tattooed..i have too many unfinished tattoos. i'm broke but life is good. the speakers on my laptop keep fading in and out and it's annoying. i have the house to myself for a week and my only plan is to tackle the bathroom and clean the hell out of it. ummm come get pierced tomorrow. jackson this weekend.

Wed, 09 May 2007 20:01:51 GMT

Thu, 03 May 2007 14:44:26 GMT

toilet paper is not a good alternative to paper towels when using the microwave. however, a ziploc bag can be magically transformed into a sufficient makeshift plate.

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 23:29:29 GMT

my mom is writing a book. that's fucking cute and i hope she makes mad bank off of it so she can put me through piercing school.

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:30:12 GMT

i wanna get tattooed.

who's willing to house me shortly afterwards?

we're dogsitting.

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:42:22 GMT

her name is sophie. i call her sofa or HEY COME HERE. she's mean as hell.

FUCKING PIRATE M&M'S

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:35:02 GMT

rum and whataburger don't mix.

i'm at morningside and i'm bummed i didn't move in when i had the dough.

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 04:46:53 GMT

the art of hot pockets is this:

1:55 - perfect
2:00 (per the directions) - the cardboard thingy gets stuck to the goodness